Mistress Phone Sex Chat

I did a blog post about the ugly ginger sissy midget and boy was I surprised at his reaction! I would expect someone who has been humiliated for all the world to see be totally MORTIFIED. But it seems the total opposite. He seemed quite pleased with his 2 seconds of fame (or shall we call it infamy?) Here is an email that he sent me VERBATIM. . . .nothing has been edited or modified:

Empress Vanessa,

THANK YOU for writing about me in your blog!!!  That was some cruel shit you said about me, but the worst part is that it was true.  I can’t wait for our next session, I hope you are meaner than ever.  Please call me all the humiliating names that apply to me, I am ready to admit what a little redheaded sissy bitch I really am.

Little Ginger Midget

Wow. Just wow. Is it just me seeing things through my Mistress eye . . . or does he seem GENUINELY pleased with himself for making it into my blog? He has no shame. I invite you, the reader, to come up with more humiliating things I could say to and about him. Nothing is off limits and the worse it is. . .the better.

I have to go rest now. I just thought about some of the topics of conversation that has come up between ginger and me. Can you believe that he once suggested . . .okay maybe more than once . . .that I might find him just a little bit sexy? PUKE! I don’t know how someone that ugly can be so delusional but apparently they do exist.

If there are any men that would like to make him their bitch. . .or just beat him up. Contact me so we can set something up.

My, my, my how news travels via this medium called the internet. My UK stroker boy has already called me to inquire if the cock stroking boy that I detailed in my previous post is him. Ha ha ha . . .very funny. Of course it is you! Did you think that there were *a lot more* of you out there like that? Well, you are right. There are . . . but you happen to be one of my favorites AND you are blog worthy!

Tease and denial does get me off. Every time he says “here it comes! here it comes!” I’m ready and more than willing to say “NO!” That little word rolls off my tongue like melted chocolate. And it also feels so GOOD to say it!

Our last scenario was a little different . . .here is an excerpt:

Him: Oh Vanessa, I’d really love you cum all over you. . .

Me: Yeah? All over my body? I’d LOVE that! You know I really want it, right?

Him: Ohhhhhhhhh yeah, I know you want it and I’m gonna give it to you.

Me: I’m waiting, I want it . . . I need it . . .are you close?

Him: I’m so close . . . oh shit, it’s cumming! It’s cumming! Oh god!

Me: It’s cumming right now?

Him: RIGHT NOW!

Me: Are you ready for me to give you my answer? Are you ready for me to give you “the sign?”

Him: YES!

Me: *click* beep beep beep

Yes, the sound that he heard was Mistress Dial Tone. LOL I can just imagine the look on his face as he heard “the sign.” He messaged me later to thank me for the sign. He told me that it really really turned him on. I guess what he didn’t realize is that is was dealing with a very high caliber cock tease!

I’ve had a good week as far as the quality of calls have been concerned. I had two days back to back of my UK tease and denial boy. Oh my goodness it is so fun to talk to him. He strokes and strokes to the point that he can’t even THINK about his cock or else it will explode and then I tell him good bye. He *LOVES* it and thanks me profusely. I guess he really appreciates a Masturbatrix that enjoys tormenting him so much. Here is a typical scenario

Him: I’m about to cum. . . here it cums. . .I’m about to do it!

Me: Really? Seriously? Oh wow. . .I really do want you to cum. . .as a matter of fact, I’m really close too, let’s cum together!

Him: Ohhhhhhhh god! I’m there NOW!

Me: Fuck no you aren’t cumming, I was just joking you silly muppet!

And we play different scenarios of basically the same premise over and over again. It sounds reduntant but I actually have so much fun!

My sissy mandy has called and informed me that she is ready for some real time humiliation assignments. Yay! I love those especially if it comes with proof photos. I’ll keep everyone here posted on sissy mandy’s humiliation progress. I think I will also have some mp3s of her moaning like a porn star. (And she does this so well too!)

So come join the fun and don’t hesitate to call me! If it seems that I’m not around, leave me an email to make an appointment. I look forward to talking to my existing freakos and adding a few to my gaggle.

One of my callers that specifically asked for mention in my blog. . .is my red headed ugly midget tiny dicked sissy. Yes he DOES have all those flaws wrapped up into one ugly, pasty, red headed, midget body. He *is* good for a ton of laughs and humiliation.

First off, about his cock . . . one word sums it up. WORTHLESS. It’s a little under 4 inches in length when FULLY erect. W in T F? Most NORMAL men have at least that much on a cold winter day when they are SOFT. It’s outrageously hilarious when he tries to delude himself into thinking that I may want to be with him one day. Perhaps he only says that in hopes that I will give him a pity compliment. It hasn’t happened yet!

His red hair is also quite dry heave inducing. He honestly believes that his flaming red hair is one of his strongest attributes. BITCH PLEASE! He’s about as sexy as a hemorrhoid. I sear that every time I think about him. . .I think I’m close to finding a pot of gold. He’s the spitting image of the leprechaun on the box of Lucky Charms. Who the hell would want to fuck that? Oh, did I mention that he was like 5 ft tall? He wears what he calls “lifts” to make him look taller. As a Mistress, I felt it was my duty to tell him what they really were which is. . .HEELS. That’s right, he walks around every day wearing MAN HEELS.

He is also a queer that likes to get dressed up in masks and purple spandex suits. I guess since he is such a loser in REAL life. . .he likes to make believe like he’s some sort of sissy super hero. I hope he reads this so that he can get another dose of Vanessa reality.

It is the holiday season and you Mistress is full of holiday cheer! All of the pretty decorations, festive music, and the fragrant smells of the holidays have overwhelmed me to be more benevolent than I usually am. I’m pretty strict as far as rules and allowances of my subjects, but lately I’ve been relaxing my stringent requirements.

For example, I usually only let my sissies get a maximum of 2 new items a week. I do this so that they don’t get too preoccupied with themselves and forget that their true purpose is to serve ME. (They often do forget this fact and rigid rules tend to keep them down to earth and humble.) I’ve allowed my feminized followers to buy as MANY items as they want until Christmas day. Then they are back to their old rules. Many of them have bought a stockpile of panties and heels. Silly girls!

I’ve also allowed many of my chastity boys to release this month. I’m sure the world is a bit heavier from all this release of cum! Since I believe in living green, they all had to eat it . . . recycle the protein and  stuff. I’m sure they don’t mind. . .at least they got to cum!

For my humiliation junkies, I’ve allowed them a super extra dose of my caustic tongue.  I’m sure pissing in their cheerios brought them extra warm fuzzies to cuddle with in bed at night.

So I think everyone was very very happy.

I’d also like to thank Pvt jimbone for the Godiva coffee. He’s a slave of Empress Jill and boy. . .he’s a doozie!

That’s all for now. Take care and keep warm!

Hi out there! It’s been awhile since I’ve done a question and answer session and my mail box has been filling up with queries from my adorable sissies, tenacious strokers, and arduous cuckolds. Keep the questions coming! There are readers that don’t fit into the categories above . . . the submissives, foot boys, tiny boys seeking a giantess . . . so I’ve decided to dedicate some of my time and wisdom to answer general questions. Here we go!

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Vanessa, I’ve been following fetish for over 10 years by reading books, watching femdom movies, and looking at websites. It all seems good and well but are there any good and practical reasons I should seek out a Mistress? Seems like a lot of work and energy just to be belittled and beat up. (Josh in MA)

Hi there Josh,

There are copious reasons why a *submissive* should seek out a Mistress. I’ll list a few in not particular order of importance.

1) It is pretty pointless and boring to beat your own ass.

2) A strap on harness on a mannequin isn’t going to grab you and start thrusting.

3) Self bondage usually means you can escape pretty easily.

4) If you are looking to be feminized, chances are you are going to fuck up and look like crap if you attempt it on your own.

5) A Mistress might be the only one with the intestinal fortitude to deal with you.

6) After spending a decade “doing” fetish by yourself, it might be time to involve another living being (preferably a human being.)

I hope this helps Josh!

I think that we are all familiar with the term “forced bi.”  The topic has been debated to death; some people thinking that a cock sucker can’t be forced to do something that they already want to do and other people will swear up and down that they weren’t a fag until a Mistress forced them to do it. I’m not going to debate that. Quite frankly I have no interest in “forcing” anyone to do something that they really don’t want to do. It’s too much work. I prefer to guide a boy to the “epiphany” that he wanted to suck cock all along.

One effective way that I’ve found to get a boy to engage in first time faggotry is to “pretend” that I really want to engage in a threesome. I usually don’t tell him that the threesome that I want involves 2 men and me. But even as the event comes into play, the “victim” doesn’t see anything wrong with the fact it would be a boy-boy-girl type of threesome.

I’d start by making out with the “victim” and making him feel as he is the focal point of the whole event. After the “victim” is at the point of maximum arousal. . . I’d direct some attention to the third. I’d start by putting my mouth around and on the third’s cock. I’d call the “victim” over to kiss me while I still have the third’s cock in my mouth. Of course he will. . .he is past the point of being “hot and bothered.”

After he gives me a kiss, I’d move my mouth away from the cock and let him take over. . .encouraging him and praising him. See? It’s not that bad. . .

I’m sure my little sissies, stokers, and cocksuckers have missed me because I haven’t been around for awhile. I appreciate all the correspondence asking about my whereabouts and my well being. I’ve been on vacation, relaxing, and just generally being fabulous. So what has your favorite Mistress been up to?

Of course it wasn’t just *any* type of vacation. It certainly was eventful.  One of my stops was in Vegas. I’d been there a handful of times and if you want to find some sin . . . you will definitely find it. Although I wasn’t looking to be naughty per se I was definitely open to the possibility.

I was sitting at the poker table and losing some major money when this handsome young guy approached the table. I guess he was scoping it out to see if the table was “hot” or not. We engaged in some idle chit chat before I was about to call it quits for the day. He was unassuming and kind of shy so I took the initiative to give him my room number at the hotel and a little “something” as an incentive to come to my room later. I would kill to see his face when he realized that I had also given him a $100 bill.

At the prescribed time, he came to my hotel room. I was on the phone with Ms Jill at the time and had no intention of getting off of the phone with her. I motioned for him to sit down in a chair. I covered the phone and told him to take out his cock and start stroking it. I watched him stoke as Ms Jill told me about the new marble floor in her kitchen. He looked a bit surprised but seemed game.

I could see clearly that he was going to release soon so I made a motion toward an empty wine glass on the table. He was pretty astute because he immediately knew what I meant and jizzed inside the glass. I don’t know if he thought that we were going to cuddle or something after the fact but I whispered to him to make sure he closed the door tightly on his way out.

Ms Jill never knew what was going on inside my hotel room and I’m sure she would have wanted to speak to this guy if she knew!

Whoa! Does time fly! It is time for some questions and answers again? I think it is! Let’s see . . . first I had sissies ask their questions. Then it was the wanker and stroker boys. I think it is the cucky boy’s turn again to ask thought provoking questions. Let’s see what the question du jour might be:

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Hello Madame, I have a confession to make. I love cream pies. I love the way they look. I love the way they smell. I especially love the way that they taste. Is this normal for a heterosexual guy like me? I’ve kept it a secret because I felt that I would be considered a freak. Thanks for your time and consideration. Jason.

Hello Jason. I love cream pies as well, especially the Boston variety. They are yummy, smell great when they come out of the oven, and a skilled baker can make them look so delectable. But I don’t think you are talking about *that* kind.

Sooooooooo . . . if there is a certain segment of the population that considers a “heterosexual” male putting his tongue and lips in an area of a woman’s anatomy that another man has recently rubber his cock and deposited his load “normal,” then I guess you are “normal.” But if you live in the real world with the rest of us then you would probably fall into the “freakish” category.

But what does it matter what other people think of you? You’re eating cum out of a pussy . . . If I were you, I’d be more worried about being called a faggot than a freak. Unless. . .the shoe fits. . . but that is another issue for another day.

It’s been fun answering questions from various sissies and wankers. I hope my readers have learned a few things as well. This week we will be concentrating on one of my favorite groups . . . CUCKOLDS! Yes, I will be answering questions from the cuckies. I was going to limit the scope of my Q & A sessions but in the upcoming weeks, I plan to open the floor to other fetishes. Stay tuned!

Now on to some questions!

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I’m not a freak or anything but my wife is cheating on me. Why?

Why is the sky blue? Why is piss yellow? Are you serious? There are several basic reasons that your wife would be cheating on you. The most common reason is because the husband has a small penis. I’d bet money that I don’t have that you fall into this category. Another reason could be an erectile dysfunction. Small cocks are no fun. Limp dicks are no fun either. Then there is the multitude of non penis related reasons such as: you stink, you are boring, you suck, you are ugly etc. Pick one of the reasons.

But seriously, isn’t it pretty self evident that if your WIFE is cheating on you . . . you either have some sort of serious deficiency or your wife is a slut. There is no way around it. The best thing for you to do is to make peace with the situation. You do want to stay with her, right? Obviously your dick and/or your dick action just isn’t cutting it for her. So sorry for you.