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There is a lot to be said about small penises. There are articles and blogs about it all over the internet, but the one that I found that was most insightful was that of Empress Lauren. She delves deep into the psychology of little dicked men and shows a great understanding of what drives and motivates their psyche. Check out the blog post here. I thoroughly enjoyed reading it.

As for me . . . I don’t think that I necessarily want to spend that much brain power thinking about your micro penis nor wasting countless hours pondering the underwhelming premise of your situation. I’d much rather point to, laugh, and humiliate it and maybe even spit on it.

As I was gardening today, there was a little tiny worm squirming in the dirt. I was instantly reminded of tiny, disgusting worm dicks and thought about how nonsexual parts of their lives are probably affected by this handicap. For instance, if a tiny cocked guy is out with his buddies and they all tell a joke and laugh . . . he probably naturally assumes that HE is actually the one getting laughed at.

When Mr. Micro Midget Weenis goes on dates, I bet unlike “normal” guys who focus on getting fucked, he is trying to prolong that moment for as long as possible so that she has time to get to know his personality instead of being totally put off by his dwarf sized member.

It’s gotta totally suck to have jerking off and eating recently “used” pussy as the only outlets for sex. If the said guy is *very* lucky, he might have be used as a face throne by a woman who isn’t too nauseous to be in the presence of such a penis-disabled fellow.