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Now that you have a few oral experiences under your belt, you should feel a little more comfortable to take your bisexual tendencies to its full potential. Right now, you are a mere cock sucker. Basically, you would be classified as a faggot wannabe. In order to take it all the way . . . you need to incorporate anal sex into your repertoire. Sound scary? Don’t worry . . . millions of gay men do it all the time with no physiological damage.

First start off with a finger. For added measure, do it in front of a mirror with your legs in the air so you can get full, good view of your cute little rosebud. Not only does seeing it reinforce what a slut you are . . . it’s also a good dose of humiliation. Once you have mastered accepting your finger into your mangina, more on to bigger and better things such as produce, butt plugs, and eventually dildos. The bigger, the easier it is for you when it comes time to do it for real.

When you finally muster up the courage to purchase a rubber dong, pick one that is realistic. Think African-American, Hispanic, Asian, or Caucasian cock. Green or pink is just not a realistic color for a cock unless the man in question has some kind of health issue. Don’t bother buying expensive silicone lube . . . you aren’t worth it. You probably have margarine, butter, or cooking oil in your kitchen somewhere.

Remember all of those places you trolled for cock when you stated on your journey to become a faggo. . . errrr. . .I mean bisexual? If you still have some of the contacts . . . start letting them play with and penetrate your newly discovered twat. If you don’t have any contacts because you did a lot of one night cock sucks, then repeat the same process . . . just make sure you get fucked in the ass this time.